Missionary Positions
Documentary (52 or 73 min.)

After hearing God say the word 'PORN' to them, two young Christian pastors are off on a quixotic journey into the world of pornography. Their mission: Help the poor suffering masses who are in the grips of the dirty filthy smutty PORNO PLAGUE that is sweeping our entire planet!

Their Journey takes them from the red light district of Amsterdam, to the Porn rehab facilities of Kentucky. They travel from the porn shows of Las Vegas to the porn sets of Hollywood. They come with a message of love and hope for porn addicts and porn workers everywhere!

Far from being big haired, southern-style televangelists, Mike and Craig are two young surfer dudes who use the language of MTV's Jackass generation to get their message across, with midgets and puppets and smirky, pranky commercials you can?t believe really exist. They put up billboards, drive around in their Porn Car, fly banners across beaches and build "the number 1 Christian porn site" www.xxxchurch.com

But doing the work of the Lord is not always easy. Not only are there money problems and personality conflicts, but also hate mail and Turkish computer hackers to deal with. Their wives are suspicious and Christian Power house Pat Roberston won't let them on his Christian news show.

Ironically, the only real help Craig and Mike get comes from a publicity hungry, redemption seeking porn director named Jimmy D. When these three team up to produce a "Pete the Porno Puppet" public service announcement, it threatens to destroy them all.